April Fools

Want to know the Top 100 April Fool’s Jokes? Check out this site where they’re all listed. My favorites are the San Serriffe islands and the Hotheaded Naked Ice Borer. :D

And in honor of April and all its tomfoolery, how about a game? Over the next few days, I’ll post stories. Some will be true, and some will be false. The true stories will have occurred either to me personally or to a reliable source, and the events will be real, though the names will be changed and I’ll have to naturally improvise on the dialogue, though I will try to stay as true as possible.

So, is truth really stranger than fiction, or can you see through the gimmick?

Story #1
“Hey, have you guys seen Diablo?” Ellie’s roommate rambled into the living room.

Ellie shook her head.

“Who’s Diablo?” I asked, unable to keep the suspicion from tainting my voice. I didn’t know Dave well, but it hadn’t taken me long to figure out the guy had a wicked sense of humor. It didn’t bode well for my state of mind if he’d deigned to name something diablo.

“My snake.”

“You have a snake named Diablo?”

He nodded. “A constrictor.”

My gaze darted to Ellie. “You live in a house with a snake?”

“Yeah. It’s not like it’s a big deal. It stays in it’s cage.”

“Most of the time.” Dave flopped onto the couch.

I fought the urge to pull my feet up onto the chair. “Most of the time? Are you saying it can get out?”

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