This is Called

Nicole needs to learn to plan better.

No Michelle today. She’s not happy I’m quelling her, but it’s too been crazy. I got nothin’ for ya, folks. Lo siento.

NeRei need Coffee.
NeRei need Sleep.
NeRei get Neither.

NeRei thinks it’s crazy not only to talk about herself in Third Person, but to use Unnecessary Capitalization and a Strange Nickname reminiscient of JLo. I’m off before I start to sound any more insane.

Oh, look–men in white coats…