You’d Think I’d Have Learned By Now…

Two things that you think I’d have learned by now:

1.) Mothers can make you feel guilty about most anything. Even free books.

2.) If you decide to read a book before bedtime, don’t get so engrossed that you lose track of time until you hear your alarm go off at 6am. It makes for a very exhausting, fog-headed day. (Damn you, Babs, and you’re insistence that I read Stephanie Meyer’s The Host. Geez, can that lady tell a good story, or what?)

 Must. Stay. Awake.